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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 12:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

Next, they tried...

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Can you tell me a depressing story?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Bitcoin update: From 80 bytes to 4MB – How BTC’s brain can get bigger - AMBCrypto

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Mariners' vibes turn ugly after sweep: 'Nobody feels sorry for us' - The Seattle Times

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Why is America so fucked up?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

People's mental health often improves after weight-loss surgery. A study pinpoints the real reason why. - Live Science

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

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